Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Quote from Jimmy Fallon's "Thank You Notes" - Part I

Quote from Jimmy Fallon's book Thank You Notes
Thank you...person upwrapping a cough drop in the movie theater. I know you think that by unwrapping your lozenge very slowly it's somehow less offensive. It's not. I can hear every damn crinkle of that wrapper. Wait, are you rewrapping it just so you can unwrap it again? Thank you.

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